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The nutter in the gutter



Cannes, I believe, is in the wrong place.

Cannes shouldn’t be in Cannes.

The ad festival is held hostage by the resort in terms of exorbitant and insultingly high prices and should really re-locate to somewhere else.

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Reasons not to buy, in Cannes

In a film from long ago, Chevy Chase is sitting on an airplane and he asks the stewardess for a Coke.

“Do you want it in the can ?” She asks.

“No, I’ll drink it here”, he replies.

Beautiful people

I was having lunch with an old friend of mine called Nick, who’s been very successful in the City, and he said “your blog isn’t as funny as it used to be and you should stop sliding in gratuitous mentions of Decoded”.

I was so surprised by this that I nearly spat out my goats cheese, aubergine and oyster truffles. I had no idea that my passing mentions of Decoded had seemed so ham-fisted.


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

In the wake of Cannes week, it behoves us to ask one important question –

Are you a corpse or a c*ck-sucker ? Read more on Well.i.aint…

When in Romania

While the other liggers and loafers headed down to the Croisette for a bit of comment va ton pere, I headed off to Bucharest.

To do a workshop for the EACA, the European IPA.

And I enjoyed Bucharest more than I’ve ever enjoyed Cannes. Read more on When in Romania…

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